My torrid affair with Mercy Johnson, the 1.68 cm girl

Mercy Happy Johnson nigerian scam fun scammers email photo girlmy greetings to you from Mercy and how are you i hope you are doing fine.
for good relationship,bellow is my email address(mercy_johnson92@yahoo.com)
reply to my email address so i can give
you my picture

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Hello Mercy –

There is something so intriguing about you. I would love to see your picture and hear more about you!

What is your favorite NFL team?
Do you like mixed drinks, wine, beer, or something else?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
Where do you live?
Are you married?

-Paul

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Hello my dear,

How are you doing? I am very happy to received your mail so that we can be good friend, Well let me introduce myself to you so that you can know me better to enable us develop a good relationship in future, I am Miss Mercy Johnson, dark in complexion, 1.68 cm single girl of 24 years old from Liberia and i reside here in Dakar Senegal as the result of what happen to my parents.

I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Johnson William who was the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor that is now in exile for killing many innocent soul which include my father and my mother, my late father was killed by government of Charles Taylor, he accused my father for coup attempt and killed him and my mother, is only me that is alive and i managed to make my way to this country where i am living, I am here like someone staying in the prison, because i don’t know any body before coming to this country, so life is not easy with me here now, no job to do and get money no good food, no good water to drink, but i thank God for keeping me alive and i believed that as i know you my life will not remain the same again, because you will do every thing possible and take me out of this country to come and live a better life with you so that i will stop suffering as i don’t have any relatives that can help me out of this terrible condition i am passing through, all my relatives ran away some were killed in the middle of the war the only person that is helping me in this country now is the Rev. Father, he has been very good to me since i came in this country, but i am not living with him rather i am living in the women refugee camp, so if you want to speak to me on phone you can reach me with the Rev. number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, when you call, tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the woman hostel to come and speak with you on phone, while hoping to receive your picture in your next email so that i can know you in person and send you my picture in my return mail.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Hello Mercy –

Thank you so much for your reply email. I feel a connection between us already! I have never been with a 1.68 cm girl, but the prospect is intriguing. Would that make you a partial hermaphrodite? I’m okay with that, no worries. I’m about 21 cm myself, you’ll be very impressed.

I am sorry to hear about your parents. I can totally relate to your situation, except that my parents were not involved in politics or a coup attempt, and they are still alive—and I haven’t really been in prison or a war.

Sure, I’m interested in seeing your picture. I’ll work on getting one of myself for you. Is there any pose you prefer? Also, would you please answer my few simple questions? Before we take this relationship further, I just want to make sure we’re fully compatible!!

What is your favorite NFL team?
Do you like mixed drinks, wine, beer, or something else?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
Where do you live? (Oh, wait, you did mention that, Dakar Senegal!)
Are you married?

Love,

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good day, how are you doing? Thanks for being upset concerning my bad situation, please my dear i want you to help me transfer my late father money in to your account so that i will get out of this place to come and be with you for the rest of my life and continue with my education and also live a good life with you so that i will stop suffering, Well we don’t know each other well, but is the will of God that make me contact you and my spirit accept you that is why i am telling you all this so make sure that you keep this transaction confidentially, because since it is (Money) all eyes will be on it, I want you to know that i met the bank manager and explained my situations to see whether i can withdraw some money from the account of my late father to use and sustain myself as life is getting more though for me here in the camp, but the bank manager only advice me to look for a reliable foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status here as the law of this country i can not have access for any transaction concerning money, for that i want you to contact the bank on my behalf so that you will help me transfer the 6.5million dollars deposited by my late father in to your account which i am the next of kin for the money.

Please my dear if you are capable and honest to handle such huge amount of money for me as i have confidence and trust in you to help me transfer the money into your account, kindly send me your personal information such as,

(1) Your full address in your country
(2) Your Name’s
(3) Your telephone number
(4) A copy of your ID card or photograph.

As soon as i receive those information from you, i will forward the contact of the bank to you in other to contact them to transfer the money in your account, you can reach me on the Rev.Pastor phone number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, here is one of my picture for you, hope you will love it? Answer to your question, i don’t drink alcohol, i only drank non alcohol if i can have, because life is not easy here with me, I do wear sketch and blouse and i have not married before, while hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Mercy, Mercy!

I am so happy to hear from you, my love. Every day, I grow more desperate waiting for you to be with me. And I must say, few things get me more excited that the image of a beautiful woman wearing a sketch and blouse!

Here is my information:

Paul Henry-Filippo III
2331 Tadpole-Westfield Lane
North Olmsted, Ohio 44070
I am 57 years old.
I am a male for the most part!
I work in the produce washing department of my local Sam’s Club.
My annual income is $31,000.
I don’t have a way to copy my ID, but my Ohio drivers license number is W345965ED2.

Don’t worry about the alcohol thing, our life together will be full of many amazing things. I cannot wait to show you the wonders of America. From the mountains of Tallahassee to the shoreline of Minot, from the simple farmlands of Trenton to the canals of Reno, we will explore this land together, my sweet!

I have also arranged season tickets for both of us to this season’s Browns games! I knew you would be excited. Please check out the seating map here:

http://browns-tickets.net/images/Browns-seating.gif

I was able to get row K in section 313. Would that be okay with you? Hope so, it’s very convenient to this great little bratwurst stand in the main concourse. You do eat meat, don’t you? Because that would be a bit of a deal-breaker if you had sworn off swine or something.

Anyway, I do need your middle name for the seating license for the games; I tentatively told them it was “Penelope,” but I can change it as soon as you let me know your actual middle name.

Please let me know ASAP!!

Love you, sugarlumps!!

-Paul

P.S. You forgot to attach your picture, you silly goose!

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Dearest lovely Paul,

I appreciate every thing you are planing to do for me and i also thank you very much for giving me your information, for the trust and confidence i have in you for given me your personal information i will give you the contact of the bank so that you will contact them to enable you know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money in to your account.

Below is the contact of the bank:
United Bank For Africa
Address: No 489, Georges Quaters Dakar Senegal
Telephone: + 221 773 130963
Fax: + 221 338 269 826
Email: unitedbank@post.com
Transfer Officer: Mr. Mustafa Camara

My late father account information’s:
Name of the Account Holder: Dr. Johnson William
Amount Deposited: $6.5 Millions Dollars
Sort Code: 40-48-78
Account No: 51600101
Swift Code: NDEAGB2L
IBAN No: GB91NDEA40487851600101

Contact the bank immediately you receive this mail so that they will transfer the money in to your account without wasting time, because i have inform the bank manager about you and my happiness now is that God almighty have brought you to help me out of this terrible situation i am passing through here for many years, my dear i promise to be kind and honest to you so that you will help me invest the money for me in your country after transferring it to your account, you can reach me on the Rev. phone number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, i am sorry for forgotten to attach my beautiful picture to you, here is one of my picture for you honey, while hoping to receive your picture in your next mail if you don’t mind, please get me inform as soon as you contact the bank my second name is Happy so you can change the ticket to my full names, Mercy Happy Johnson.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Oh, Mercy!

You are so beautiful. How have I gotten so lucky? :-)

I will contact the bank later today, but first I have gotten some very good advice from my brother. I think we should follow it.

He said that in many of these cases, the bank or an overriding government authority (sometimes even here on the U.S. side) will ask a series of 10 questions to each of the parties individually. This is to make sure that the people really do know something about each other and are not trying to just pose as a married or engaged couple. He sent me a list of the 10 most common questions they ask. So, I’ll go ahead and list them and I’ll answer my answers (so you’ll know them) and you can just send me your answers (so I’ll know them).

As soon as I hear back from you, I’ll send an email to the bank so we can get going. Yea!

Love and hugs,

-Paul

1. What first attracted you to your partner?
Paul’s answer: Her beautiful eyes and hips.
Mercy’s answer:

2. What does your partner eat for breakfast?
Paul’s answer: Cereal with nutella.
Mercy’s answer:

3. Who does your partner most look up to?
Paul’s answer: Omar Sharif.
Mercy’s answer:

4. What is your partner’s favorite vacation destination?
Paul’s answer: Hawaii.
Mercy’s answer:

5. What is your partner’s favorite TV show?
Paul’s answer: Cop Rock.
Mercy’s answer:

6. What is your partner’s favorite movie?
Paul’s answer: I think we both should put “Honey, I shrunk the kids” for obvious reasons.
Mercy’s answer:

7. Does your partner have any distinguishing birthmarks?
Paul’s answer: I have two large brown moles next to my left nipple.
Mercy’s answer:

8. What one thing could your partner not live without?
Paul’s answer: Captain Morgan’s spiced rum.
Mercy’s answer:

9. What is your partner’s political affiliation?
Paul’s answer: Socially conservative/fiscally liberal.
Mercy’s answer:

10. What is your partner’s favorite color?
Paul’s answer: Dusty rose.
Mercy’s answer:

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Hello Mercy –

I’m ready to contact the bank, but I’m a bit nervous about us getting in trouble if they catch on to the fact that we’re not quite officially engaged yet. Have you have a chance to answer any of the questions I sent (below)? Let me know honey!!

Love ya!!

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Happy weekend, please i don’t know how to answer those questions, so just bear it with me until you help me to contact bank so that they will transfer the money into your account to enable me get out of here and come to be with you one on one so that will help me to answer those questions together, don’t be nervous or scale to contact the bank because we have not yet official engaged, no body will catch us just keep the transaction secretly and confidential so that after transferring the money into your account i will come and be with you for the rest of my life so that we will get marry officially, but if you have money to come here or send to me to come and meet you there in USA so that we will first engage officially before contacting the bank to transfer the money into your account, will be good but if don’t have money to send or come here to meet me to first engage don’t worry just contact the bank to enable you know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money into your account successfully without wasting time okay.

While hoping to hear from you as soon as you contact the bank.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Hello my sweet Mercy –

Okay, I guess you’re right. I’ll just trust you here. I will contact the bank today. In the meantime, I helped you out and answered the questions for both of us. If we both memorize our answers, I think we’ll be alright.

I’ll let you know what happens once I hear from the bank.

Love, your sweetie bear,

-Paul

1. What first attracted you to your partner?
Paul’s answer: Her beautiful eyes and hips.
Mercy’s answer: His large shoulders and legs.

2. What does your partner eat for breakfast?
Paul’s answer: Cereal with nutella.
Mercy’s answer: Grits with butter.

3. Who does your partner most look up to?
Paul’s answer: Omar Sharif.
Mercy’s answer: Ralph Macchio

4. What is your partner’s favorite vacation destination?
Paul’s answer: Hawaii.
Mercy’s answer: Texas.

5. What is your partner’s favorite TV show?
Paul’s answer: Cop Rock.
Mercy’s answer: Dancing with the Stars

6. What is your partner’s favorite movie?
Paul’s answer: I think we both should put “Honey, I shrunk the kids” for obvious reasons.
Mercy’s answer: (Honey, I shrunk the kids)

7. Does your partner have any distinguishing birthmarks?
Paul’s answer: I have two large brown moles next to my left nipple.
Mercy’s answer: I’ll just say no … is that right??????

8. What one thing could your partner not live without?
Paul’s answer: Captain Morgan’s spiced rum.
Mercy’s answer: VCRs.

9. What is your partner’s political affiliation?
Paul’s answer: Socially conservative/fiscally liberal.
Mercy’s answer: Middle of the road.

10. What is your partner’s favorite color?
Paul’s answer: Dusty rose.
Mercy’s answer: Beige.

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Hello Mr. Camara –

I am writing on behalf of my fiancee, Mercy Johnson, and myself. In advancement of Mercy’s moving here, we wish to withdraw the money from her late father’s account. It is:

Name of the Account Holder: Dr. Johnson William
Amount Deposited: $6.5 Millions Dollars
Sort Code: 40-48-78
Account No: 51600101
Swift Code: NDEAGB2L
IBAN No: GB91NDEA40487851600101

Mercy and I have just returned from a cruise to Honduras, and we are making plans to move her to Ohio, where we will get married in a big, elaborate, official church ceremony. We are very compatible in many ways, if you get my drift, and intend to remain married for the rest of our lives.

Can you please assist me in this transaction? My financial institution is the Seventh Day Adventists’ Credit Union of Lorain, and my account number there is 32900201. You can ask for Bethany, she’s my favorite teller there, even though she’s a Baptist. She will be able to help you in anything you need.

I appreciate your help in this matter so Mercy and I can live happily ever after. Not that we wouldn’t without this money, but every little bit helps!

Sincerely,

-Paul

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UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
NO 489 GEORGES QUATERS, DAKAR SENEGAL
TEL: +221 773 130 963
FAX: + 221 338 269 826
EMAIL: unitedbank@post.com

Attention: Mr. Paul,

I have been directed by the Director of Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer to write you in respect to the mail we received from you, actually we have been told about you by the young lady Miss. Mercy Johnson (for the claim of her late father deposit with our bank.

Late Dr. Johnson William is our customer with the sum of substantial amount of $6,500,000.00 USD he deposited with us, hence you have been appointed as a trustee to represent the next of Kin Miss. Mercy Johnson, however before our bank will transact any business concerning the transfering of the said fund into your bank, we will like you to send the followings to our bank immediately.

1: A power of Attorney, permiting you to claim and transfer the fund to your bank account on her behalf, This Power of Attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.
2 :The death certificate of late Dr. Johnson William: Her deceased father,confirming his death.
3 : A copy of statement of account issued to Dr. Johnson William by our bank.
4 : An Affidavit of support from the Senegalese high court with her signature in it, once you send all this needed documents we will commerce for the transfer.

Note: The above mentioned are compulsory and are needed to protect our interest, your interest and the next of kin interest after the transfer has been made and these shall also ensure that a smooth, quick and successful transfer of the fund will be transfer into your account.

We promise to give our customers the best of our services, should you have any question don’t hesitate to contact our foreign operational for clearification.

Email: unitedbank@post.com
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Felicite Diatta (Account Dept).

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good morning how are you doing over there? I am very happy to hear that you will contact bank so that you will know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money into your account to enable you help me so that i will get out from here to come and be with you for the rest of my life so that we will answer those questions together, honey do let me know as soon as you hear from the bank, because i have inform them about you to transfer the money into your account, so please make sure that you will handle every thing concerning this transaction on my behalf so that the bank will transfer the money into your account immediately without wasting time okay.

While hoping to hear from you as you as you hear from the bank.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy forever.

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Good evening, puddin’!

I have good news. I heard from the bank, and things are progressing. Please note that they need the following; I let you handle this for us.

1: A power of Attorney, permiting you to claim and transfer the fund to your bank account on her behalf, This Power of Attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.
2 :The death certificate of late Dr. Johnson William: Her deceased father,confirming his death.
3 : A copy of statement of account issued to Dr. Johnson William by our bank.
4 : An Affidavit of support from the Senegalese high court with her signature in it, once you send all this needed documents we will commerce for the transfer.

But on to more important things. I’ve been doing some online shopping for you. I’m guessing you’re about a size 8? Please check out these links; I want to have some American-type clothes for when you move here. You know, sexy stuff.

http://www.chadwicks.com/chadwicks/browse/productDetail.jsp?icProduct=30325&icCategory=cat180030&icSort=
http://www.chadwicks.com/chadwicks/browse/productDetail.jsp?icProduct=85368&icCategory=cat40102&icSort=
http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_167B001065000000P?vName=Clothing&cName=Girls&sName=School%20Uniforms&sid=KDx20070926x00003a&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=167B001065000000P
http://www.amazon.com/Wrist-and-Ankle-Restraint-Bar/dp/B0037SNB08/ref=pd_sbs_a_6
http://www.buy.com/prod/kaelyn-max-women-s-plus-size-blouse/q/sellerid/32948791/loc/64935/220410951.htmlhttp://www.landsend.com/pp/LongSleeveMidcalfSleepTee~147350_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::ELA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Women-_-Sleepwear&origin=index

Please let me know if you like these and I’ll order them. And verify your clothing size, etc., and if there are certain colors of the above that you prefer. Also, if there are any toiletries/foods you want me to have on hand here at the house, such as mouthwash, cotton balls, laxatives, graham crackers, Benefiber, apple juice, gherkins, or whatever would make you feel most comfortable, then I’ll buy it ahead of time.

I am just counting down the days until you are here! Working on airline tickets as we speak!

All my love,

-Paul

P.S. What’s the weather like there now? Just curious. We had a lot of sunshine here today, you will love it.

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Dearest lovely Paul,

I am very happy to see that you contacted the bank and the bank replied to you asking some documents before transferring the money in to your account, I just want to inform you that immediately i see your mail i went out and look for a nice Senegalese residence lawyer that will help us process the documents in your name’s as the bank demanded for it before transferring the money into your account, contact the lawyer with this information: Barrister Torbua Vickmoon, Tele Phone number +221766967939, Email ( barristertorbua@gmail.com ) or ( barr.torbua@consultant.com ) so that you will know the cost of the Power of Attorney and An Affidavit of support for processing it in your name, mean while i have given the Death Certificate of my late father and the Statement of Account to the lawyer to start the process of the documents to avoid any delay because i don’t want us to delay in making every thing possible in time so that the bank will transfer the money in to your account, because i am very anxious to come and be with you for the rest of my life.

Concerning the online shopping i will advice you to wait so that as soon as i come to be with you we will do the shopping together for our best choice, because two head is better than one, honey only what i need now is to have your picture and telephone on my own so that i can be calling you to hear your sweet voice, so please send me $100 to my name Mercy Johnson, address Dakar Senegal so that i will buy telephone and also buy some provision to take care of myself here in the camp.

Honey if you contact the lawyer, make sure that you cooperate with him so that he will process the documents in your name’s to enable you send to the bank to transfer the money in to your account so that you will you take some money from it and send to me here to process my traveling documents and come to be with you for the rest of my life.

While hoping to hear from you as soon as you contact the lawyer.
Yours lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Mercy –

I have to say that my feelings are more than a little bit hurt at your rejection of the clothes I picked out for you. Why does it always have to be about your wants and never mine? I feel like I’ve listened to your problems, been a good friend and companion, and supported you in your times of difficulty, like when you had no water. But when I go out of my way to do something nice for you—and spend so much of my time and creativity on choosing things—I sort of feel like it’s not good enough for you. I mean maybe we’ve reached a turning point, at least in my mind.

What do you really want from life? What do you want from our relationship? I feel like I’m standing on a rope bridge over a chasm and there are snakes or sharks at the bottom of a pit down there, and every time I try to take a step forward toward you, it starts raining and my footing gets less secure and you’re not over there steadying the side of the bridge that’s at your end. And then when I make it to the end, you’re gone and all there is, is a set of footprints. And at first I think you were walking alone, but then I realize that it was me carrying you all along until Jesus started carrying both of us because we couldn’t support each other in the way that we best know how. Does that make any sense at all? Do you ever have feelings like this?

I’m just so confused about where we’re going and how we can make it work. I do love you deeply, with all the love in my soul and all the love in my brain and my heart too. Help me see past this, Mercy.

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good morning how was you night? Please don’t feel a bit hurt in your feelings i have not rejected the clothes you picked for me, i only suggested you should wait so that as soon as i come to be with you we will do the shopping together and make our best choice, you can go ahead and select those clothes as much as you can because your choice is my choice and what you like i will also like it so start making the online shopping before my arrival, my size is size 8 as you guess okay.

Concerning the documents, have you contact the lawyer that i found for you to help us get the documents in your name as the bank demanded before transferring the money into your account? please honey don’t waste time to contact the lawyer as i directed you so that you will know the cost of the documents for processing it in your name okay.

Never but not the least, i need your picture and your telephone number so that i can be calling you to hear your sweet voice and please send me the $100 that i demanded from you so that i can buy telephone and some provision to be eating in the camp because my provision has finished and i don’t have money to buy them.

Please and please my dear don’t feel hurt in any of your feelings is just a little time we will be together and share every thing in common so don’t delay to make every thing possible in time so that the bank will transfer the money into your account to enable you withdraw some money and send to me here to process my traveling documents and get out of here to come and be with you for the rest of my life and be your wife and make babies for you.

Honey do you Know a friend does most of all these to his loved one?
A) accepts you as you are
(B) believes in “you”
(C) calls you just to say “HI”
(D) doesn’t give up on you

(E) envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F) forgives your mistakes
(G) gives unconditionally
(H) helps you
(I) invites you over
(J) just “be” with you
(K) keeps you close at heart
(L) loves you for whom you are
(M) makes a difference in your life
(N) never Judges
(O) offer support
(P) picks you up
(Q) quiets your fears
(R) raises your spirits
(S) says nice things about you
(T) tells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U) understands you
(V) values you
(W) walks beside you
(X) x-plains thing you don’t understand
(Y) yells when you won’t listen and
(Z) zaps you back to reality
These is what i have to share today with you as my future husband 

While hoping to hear good news from you as soon as you receive this mail.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

 

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Hello my sweet Mercy –

Thank you for your sweet letter. I forgive you. I guess I was just in one of my moods last night. I feel so much better about us after reading and reflecting on your heartfelt A-Z list of what being a friend is.

I am still a little bit shy, but here’s a tiny photo of part of me! ;-) I’d love to see another photo of you, too!

This morning, I stopped at Giant Eagle, our grocery store, and bought a few prepaid gift cards—one for Applebee’s, one for iTunes and one for TJ Maxx—to help get you through the next few weeks until you can come to America. This way, I can get the FuelPerks! points, which saves me some major bucks on gas. Are gas prices going crazy there, too? And speaking of that, what kind of car do you drive? I never thought to ask you that, kind of rude of me!!

I’ll send the gift cards to the Reverend Fr. and he can give them to you. In fact, you should take your girlfriends out to Applebee’s on me, and get a bunch of appetizers, have sort of a going-away party. (Their Cajun-inspired entrees on the 2-for-$20 menu are superb, not sure if you have that special going on in Senegal now.)

Oh, my phone is 1-440-209-7500, but I use it as both phone and fax; I’ll try to remember to turn off the fax later on in case you want to talk.

Let me know the Rev.’s address and I’ll get them in the mail today.

Love ya!!

Your Paulykins

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good evening how are you doing over there in USA? I am very happy for given me your phone number, but i am not happy with your picture, why should you sent me a half face of your image? honey do you have half face? Well i appreciate all you want to send to me here, but remember that i don’t have telephone of my own so how can i be calling you on your number as i don’t have telephone that is why i asked you to send me $100 here through western union so that i can buy telephone to enable me to be calling you, so if you really love me as i loved you please send the money as soon as you receive this mail to my name, Mercy Johnson, Address, Dakar Senegal so that i can receive the money and buy telephone immediately and give you my number, by the way have you contact the lawyer for the documents? i want to know if you have contact the lawyer or not because i am anxious to get out from here and come to be with you for the rest of my life.

I am sorry to stop here i am not in good mud to write you long mail because i don’t have food provision to use for for feeding since three days now and i don’t have money to buy them so please honey send me money to buy provision for my personal use tomorrow okay.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Hello sweet Mercy – 

Okay, I went to the Western Union right down the street just now, as soon as I saw your email—I was crying at the thought of you not having feeding since three days. It made my heart break.

But Berta over at Western Union said that “Mercy Johnson, Address, Dakar Senegal” is not a valid address, even though I showed her your email on my smartphone. We actually got in a bit of an argument about it. She really reminded me A LOT about a Berta I used to work with. That woman was a piece of work, let me tell you. Did I ever tell you about the time that she yelled at me about putting the toner cartridge in the copier incorrectly? It was so uncool.

Anyway, Western Union was closing at 8:00, so I was unable to get you anything before they closed. :-(

And, more importantly—somehow, I missed seeing that you wanted to make babies when you move here to marry me. That is fantastic news, I was actually kind of afraid to bring that subject up with you, as I didn’t know how you felt about it.

I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!

Mercy, how many children do you want? I’m open, but would love a big family. And what are some girl and boy names that you like? You have such a beautiful, unique name, and I’d like to do that for our kids, too.

Love & kisses,

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Honey who told you that my name and address i gave you in not correct? I don’t believed that because sending money through western union from USA to Senegal to my name no body will complain to send money here in Dakar Senegal, well i was not there with you at the western union when you went the to send the money, but you have to go to another western union to send the money immediately because i am dying hungry here now i did not sleep tonight thinking about my life, how can a beautiful girl like me will not have common food to eat because i don’t want to mess myself up with men, i don’t have strength to write you long mail again, so find every mean and send me some money here if you really love me, about making babies with you, we can make as much as we can train them well in good schools but remember that is only God do give children so depend the grace that God will give us to make babies okay.

If my name is giving you problem to send the money, use the name of the Rev. Secretary DIALLO MAMADOU, Address Dakar Senegal and send the money through western union or money gram immediately so that he will go and cash the money and give me to buy food provision in other not your future wife die for hunger and please make sure that you send me a copy of your complete picture try make me to be happy if you really loved me, i know how to make you smile and happy every day but there is no strength in me now but i promised to give you the best of my love if i confirm real love and seriousness in you, while hoping to hear good news from you.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy!!!!

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Bad photoshop job nigerian scams emailGood morning my merciful Mercy!

I told you it was that annoying Berta woman at Western Union. What a turd, I warned you!

Hey, I was wondering how things are going with the bank. Remember, you were going to get them the power of attorney, death certificate, the thing from the high court, and all that. Did you get a chance to get that taken care of? Those millions of dollars from your father will help us so much! If you’re still struggling with some of the documents, I’d ask the Rev. Father to help you, my sweet. I mean, what does he really do all day? Say a mass or two? He’s got to have a load of free time on his hands.

I was looking on a baby name site this morning, and found a few intriguing ones that have the unique qualities we spoke about:

BOYS
Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Grand Richard Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Illicit Frank Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Obama Reagan Johnson-Heney-Filippo

GIRLS
Heaven Precious Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Sweetness Barbara Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Philistine Temperament Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Cilantro Pesto Johnson-Heney-Filippo

Oh, and I was playing around with my brother’s Photoshop program, and look at what our kids might look like! So cool!

Well, let me know what names you like best!!

Love,

-Paul

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My ruined vacation to visit Wasey in Lagos

Nigerian email scammers George Ossang Wase prepaid card photo idCENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA
ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA
SUB:TRANSFER FUND

From the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL:guleosbond@aol.com

FUND BENEFICIARY ATM CARD CENTER CODE 111,

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK,ALL IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC,THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,GOODLUCK JONATHAN (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND, FIVE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER D A Y. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS WAY, PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR AND ALSO

SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.

1. FULL NAME
2. FULL ADDRESS (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
3. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
4. YOUR AGE,
5. SEX AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
6. ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT PERSON THROUGH HIS OFFICIAL PRIVATE MAIL BOX:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: guleosbond@aol.com

THE ATM AND MASTER CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $2,300,000.00 USD AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS QUARTER. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HERE BY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-111) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,
DR OLUSEGUN AGANGA
MINISTER OF FINANCE TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

NOTE:
IN CASE YOU NEED PROOF I CAN GIVE YOU NUMBERS TO CALL PEOPLE THAT HAVE RECEIVED THEIR CARDS THROUGH ME OVER THERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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Dear Dr. Osbond Wase George (may I call you Wase?) and Dr. Olusegun Aganga –

Thank you for contacting me in this manner. I must apologize, Wase, but I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about. I closed my account with the Central Bank of Nigeria several years ago, and moved my funds (or so I thought) to The Second National Bank of Harare—where dreams do come true, we swear™.

Unfortunately, I had been dating one of the tellers, Ms. Jan, and later became interested in one of the security guards, Ms. Obiewan. Wase, my brother, I don’t recommend doing this, especially with Nigerian women. Well, a fight eventually broke out and many, many giveaway toaster and waffle irons were damaged. Because of this uncomfortable situation, I thought it best to switch banks.

So, Wasey, I just want to verify that you have the right person. Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

-Paul

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From the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Dear Paul,

I have received your mail,The money we are paying is to the foreigners that had done one contract or another to this country during military regime in the past and were not paid due to one reason or another,my president has promised to pay all of them through my office.
ALSO the other people are those that have been scammed in the past by Nigerians,we are also trying to compensate them through this office.

We have three batches of payment every year,your payment is among the second batches that we pick up this year,but if by any means this fund was not dispatched to the owner we have no option than to return it to the purse of federal republic.so my brother you can see that this is 100% risk free.
We are poise to serve you better,you can call my office for more explanations.And please send your information to my office so that you can process your payment and you receive your money.

Your money is 4.3 million Usa dollars,it is the prize my president DR GOODLUCK E.JONATHAN (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA,is paying to foreigners as a way to eradicate the bad name tag to my country Nigeria,the payment is done through my office alone and it is instituted by Mr president himself.Your money will be paid to you through ATM card in two installments starting with the first payment of $2.3 million us dollars and when you confirm that the second payment of two million us dollars will also be paid to you.

This office will try and make sure you receive your money and believe that this is not a play, i will try in my capacity to see that you benefit from this but you have to help us by following our instructions to benefit from this programmee,please you have to stop any other transaction regarding this payment because it is only this office that has the power to pay you your inherited money,but the bad ones are trying to defraud people in the name of my office,so stop any other transaction regarding receiving compensation of any other name the might call it,and i promise you you must have something good to tell others about my country Nigeria if you can adhere to my instructions.I want to assure you that it is only my office that has been given this power to do this and there is no other means that you can receive your money except from me.
My Olusegun Aganga is a finance minister federal republic of Nigeria,and i am a government official DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Dept Settlement,Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc.

My office have the information of some other people that had benefited from this programmee.

May God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897

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Hey guys –

I could really use the money you had mentioned, and I’m ready to get it. But I haven’t heard as to whether I’m the correct person? I hope I am. Please let me know, Wase!!

-Paul

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From the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Dear Paul,

Your card is due for collection,the only thing you have to do is send to my office the required information that i asked you in my previous mail and you will have your card as soon as possible,we are waiting for your quick response,you are the one delaying this transaction.

May God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897

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Wasey –

Oh, I see. Maybe I misunderstood your email, I thought you weren’t sure if I was me. Here is my information, as you so kindly have requested.

Paul Heney-Crawdad Jr.
2331 Tadpole-Westfield Lane
North Olmsted, Ohio 44070
I am 50 years old and work as general manager at Ambience, The Store for Lovers™
My annual income is $77,000.
I don’t have a way to copy my ID, but my Ohio drivers license number is D5969HNB4.

Please let me know when I may see this cash money, it would be very helpful to me in my goals of living a life of luxury.

Thank you!!!

-Paul

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nigerian email scammers George Ossang Wase prepaid card crawdad photo idFrom the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Attn:Paul Heney-Crawdad Jr,

This is to notify you that your email has been received with your information as requested,please send as urgent your direct mobil number for easy communication.

However, with respect to the provisions in Section 17 of decree 114 of the 1999 constitution, I hereby inform you that your payment verification and confirmations is “OK”. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements has been perfectly concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be transparent inline with programme of the present administration of GOODLUCK JONATHAN EBERE, President and Commander in chief Of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in his crusade against corruption in Nigeria and total reform of the economy.

Moreso, it is the pleasure of this office to inform you that ATM Card Number; 5891 3190 0110 1317 has been approved and upgraded in your favour.The ATM Card Value is US$2.3 Million Only which is the first installment of your fund. Note that a maximum withdrawal value of US$10,000.00 is permitted daily. And we are duly inter-switched for you to make withdrawal in any location of the ATM Center of your choice nearest to you.

You are as matter of urgency requested to come down to our office to sign off and collect your ATM card.Alternatively,you can request for your card to be shipped to you through our officially approved private courier service.Note that if this option should be choosen by you,you will offset the shippment cost of this card to your destination.

Your coming down here in person will be preferable to us to facilitate our bid to be transparent and to accertain that your ATM card is signed off directly by you the beneficiary to avoid payment to a wrong person hence it is involed a large sum of money.Please inform us urgently of your choice option to fasten the release of this card to you as we have a short period to complete this payment quarter.

Be informed that your fund will be paid installmentally,till it is completed.this is the first instalment($2.3m) of your total fund.The next payment quarter will come with the next installment of ($2.0m).

I will attached herewith,copies of your ATM CARD and my working identity.

Treat as very urgent, as we also remind you once again that your ATM Card is ready.and all so send us your telephone and fax number.

NOTE/ DEAR FUND BENEFICIARY{ATM CARD} FOR MORE PROOF, THIS OFFICE HAS THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT BENEFITED FROM THIS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OF THOSE THAT JUST GOT THEIR CARDS THROUGH ME,you can CALL FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM/FRAUD.

God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897.

CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITANCE FUNDS
CC: CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

PLEASE WEIGH THE OPTIONS AND CHOOSE ONE.

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Wase –

This is fantastic, thank you so much for your help in this matter. I am in the process of booking my flight to Lagos, as instructed; I have a hold on a reservation. Here are the details:

I leave Cleveland on Sunday the 15th, Delta flight 4097 to Atlanta, connecting to Delta 54 to Lagos. It arrives at 3:35 p.m. on Monday the 16th. Then I head back home on Saturday the 21st, also Delta flights, I leave Lagos at 10:20 p.m. and have to connect through both Amsterdam and then Detroit. It’s $1758 with taxes, but that’s a small price considering the transaction we’re talking about, right!

Now I have not been to Lagos before, and I haven’t had a vacation in several years, so I figured I’d combine business and pleasure. I’ve been reading the Fodors Nigeria book from the library, and have sketched out an itinerary. Please check it over and give me any suggestions you have. Hey, you’re the local, so I take your word on what the must-see things are!!

Monday: Arrive, transfer to hotel. Small lunch, stroll around Lagos business district, check out the Oba’s Palace and the Shrine of Fela.
Tuesday: I figured we could sign all the necessary paperwork in the morning, and then head to one of the nearby beaches in the early afternoon. I couldn’t find anything in the book or online as to whether there are any good snorkeling sites nearby, but if there are, that would be fantastic.
Wednesday: The Nigerian National Museum is in all the tourism guides, and I think it may be a highlight of the trip for me. Do you think I could do it in half a day, and then check out one of the shopping areas later? Or do I really need the whole day to do the museum justice?
Thursday: Today, I thought it would be interesting to take a ferry to one of the islands. Open to Ikoyi, Victoria or Iddo. Which do you think is the best one?
Friday: Free time for anything that I’ve missed. And I’d love to take you and Mrs. Wase out for dinner, to say thanks for all of your hospitality and driving me around. Not sure if you have any Longhorn Steaks or Outback Steakhouses there, but something along those lines would be nice.
Saturday: Maybe just rest by the pool and catch a short nap before my flight?

Also, will you be able to pick me up from the airport? Should I book a hotel room, or would it be okay if I bunk up with you? I’m cool either way!

Thank you & looking forward to seeing you next week!!!!!

-Paul

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rom the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Attn:Paul Heney-Crawdad Jr,

I am happy that you can make it,i want you to please sent your mobile phone number to me so that we can talk and you have to scan your passport photo graph as urgent to my office for easy identification.
As you have not been to Nigeria before i will advise that this office will book every thing for you to avoid any disappointment of any kind,as you have shown me your schedule,i will send my sectary to make enquires of the convinent hotel where you can be confortable when you arrive,and make arrengement of adequate security for you,he will find all this and get back to me and i will direct you on what next to do.

Please you have to bear this in mind that you will be the one to foot the bill of all this i have sent him to make enquires and i will get back to you and tell you what it will cost for you to be here for that five days,so that we can send the money for us to conclude all arrengement because the duty of this office is for you to come and collect your card,so do not book flight yet until you know what it will cost you in this transaction.I will get back to you in an hour time.

God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897.

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From the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Dear Paul,

My secratary has made all the verification about your accormodations,security and all the transportations to all these places you mentioned,i have made all enquires on reservation in one of the best hotels in lagos with good security,the negeria airport hotel.So i advise you now to get back to me now so that i will direct you on how to send the money,so that we can get all the logistics ready befor your arrival,it is our duty ato make all these ready before your arrival,because we have to ensure that,you have a good security here on your arrival.

All these logistics put together will cost the total sum of $2,789,we get all these ready on arrival we will come to the mutala mohammed airport and pick you up.As soon as we conclude this arrangement,by tomorrow,you will be directed to buy your air ticket.So get back to me now so that i will direct you on how to send the fee so that we can get all these ready.

Please send to my office as urgent your direct mobile number or call me on my office line for more education and voice chat.

May God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897

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What is the update?

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I’m so sorry I was unable to get back to you earlier; I had to make an appointment for tomorrow with my podiatrist for an ingrown toenail that has been bothering the hell out of me the past few days. Seems like I was on the phone with the appointment desk half the day.

Actually, I had to go ahead and book that Delta flight right after I emailed you last night; I was mistaken that they would hold it for 24 hours, apparently that’s only the policy with domestic flights. But the arrival/departure times are exactly as I had sent you.

So excited, only four more days!!!!!!! Can’t wait to meet you and your family, I feel like we have become good friends and trusted associates over the past week or so. :-)

I understand that it IS probably difficult to host me, especially if you have little ones at home (do you? I love kids!), but the Negeria Airport Hotel sounds lovely, thank you for the recommendation. By chance is it part of the Hilton family of hotels? Can’t ever get too many HHonors points, you know! If you could have your secretary request foam pillows and a city-view room, that would be grand. Any idea if there’s an exercise facility on premises?

My phone and fax are the same line, 1-440-209-7500. I’ll try to keep the fax off most of the day if I remember, in case you need to get in touch with me. But I’m always on email, too.

Of course, I’ll cover all the incidentals, no worries. You may take this email as official, legal permission to use the new Skye Bank prepaid card in my name, as I’ve maxed out my MasterCard with the airline ticket. (Don’t forget to give the hotel that little 3-digit Visa code on the back.)

And awaiting your thoughts on whether I can do the Nigerian National Museum in a half day. I’m a huge fan of Napoleon, so I really want to see that part of the exhibit. And whether Friday works for dinner at Outback with you and the Mrs.

Sincerely,

-Paul

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From the Desk OF:
DR.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
International Settlement Dept.
Central Bank of Nigeria/Skye Bank Plc
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
EMAIL: guleosbond01@aol.com

Dear Paul,

My brother i have seen your mail,i want you to understand something,this is an official transaction and it is the duty of this office to see that your coming here is granted with safty and your confort and security is very important to us,we have to informed the Us embasey here in Nigeria about your coming for good security.

I want you to know note that,no one have access to your card unless when it gets to you,so it is very imposible to cash any money out of the card,besides it has to be activated and no one else can activate it except you,so i advise you to adhere to this instructions,it is my duty to direct and advise you the most convinient means of this transaction and i emplore you to follow my directives.Sequel to my mail yesterday,we have to get all the logistics ready before your arrival for security reasons,all the places you mentioned,our logistic officer has writtin officially to the directors about your coming,so you have to get this right.You are required to send the fee so that we can get all these ready,i am suposed to tell you the air ways that will be good for you,but since you have chosen one,there is no problem,we will do our best to ensure that every thing is well handled.So get back to me so that i will direct you on how to send the money for us to put all these arrangments in place on time before your arrival,to avoid lapses.

I tried calling you and can’t get you on phone.Please it is our duty to ensure your safety please follow our instruction for a smote jorney.

May God bless you,

Dr.OSBOND WASE GEORGE
Director,ATM Payment Department.
Direct Line: +234-8086-094-897

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Hi Wase –

It is with a heavy heart that I write to let you know that after seeing my podiatrist, Dr. Patas, he tells me that I am not supposed to fly at this time. My ingrown toenail has grown much worse, and he worries that the reduced air pressure on a commercial jet could possibly cause the infected area to explode. (And compounding things, I finally had a chance to look at Delta’s in-flight entertainment schedule for May, and I have to tell you—not impressed.)

He said the only way that he and the airline would give me clearance to travel would be for you to get a doctor there in Lagos (you could just use yours) to fill out/sign the attached medical release form (to ensure that I’d have a doctor there in case it gets worse on the flight). You could either fax it to me at my number or scan it in and email it. Then I have to physically take it to the airline counter and have it approved by them, kind of a pain!

I’m so sorry about this. If it’s too much of a burden on you, maybe we can get together later in the summer? Delta tells me that I can rebook for later on, as long as the origin and destination cities are the same.

Please let me know how you want to proceed.

Your partner,

-Paul

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My dear it is a pity,i want you to please take good care of your health first,when you are alright you can come,this office did not make provision for medical report/attention for any one coming to this office.
Alternatively,your card can be send to you through a well known courier service company of your choice,so that you will not take the risk of coming over here with you ill health,you will only foot the bill of the delivery charge of that courier service company and have your card delivered to you at your door step.

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[Wow, they're not scummy enough to rip me off AND put my health at risk ... I'm stunned! Think I'll wrap this one up now ...]

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My dear Wase –

Thank you for your concern. I will contact you when my health is better. In the meantime, are you on Facebook or LinkedIn? I would love to connect with you there and keep in touch.

All my love,

-Paul

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Thank you for your email,i think i have told you every thing you need to do,the most important thing now is for you to get your ATM CARD before the expiration.According you and your health condition,it is not advisable to travel at this moment,so i advise you to get back to me so that,by chosing the most convenient courier service that will deliver your ATM CARD to the comfort of your home,i will give you the activation number/tracking number,you can activate and cash your money immediately.
DHL,UPS AND FEDEX,Chose any of these,i will tell you the delivery cost and direct you on how to send the money,i will send you the airway bill for confirmation and which you will print on arrival of the courier service for ident ification and claim of your card.So get back to me now.

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My dearest Wase –

Thank you for this, and thank you for your care and everlasting concern for me. But my difficult medical situation (to say nothing of the billing issues that are already starting to rear their ugly heads; you’d think that a $75 copay for a specialist is enough, but now they say that this technically qualifies as urgent care. Can you believe that?!!?) has really caused me to take a deep breath and look at my life anew.

Wasey, at the end of the day, what do we have in this big, crazy world but our health and our friends? I’ve learned through this whole exercise that money isn’t what’s important, love and respect and good looks are what people remember about us.

My focus moving forward is to stay connected with good friends. And I’m so lucky to have made a new one in you. I hope that our friendship lasts the test of time and doesn’t slowly devolve like so many college friendships do. You know, like when you move to Omaha and Henry stays in Auburn with your ex-girlfriend who he was always hitting on. A decade or two later, you feel like you hardly know him anymore—it’s hard to keep up with the string of divorces, rehab appearances, run-ins with the law, fake identities, dozens of cross-country moves and dental implants. And plenty has happened with Henry, too, like marrying that old flame and having a couple of kids.

I guess my point is that I am truly thankful for the gift of OUR friendship, which has blossomed in this endeavor. The money really doesn’t mean anything to me at this point. You go ahead and keep it, Wasey. If you want to spend it on anything, come visit me here in the U.S. and treat yourself and the missus to first class. I’d love to see you both soon!

In God’s love,

-Paul

 

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Alas, Rosmah is dying

Dearest Friend,

Greetings to you, I want you to be my beneficiary if you can handle this project
according to my wish, I will be so much glad. I am an orphan and a single
woman originated from Asia. I have lived in United Kingdom for over 20 years doing
my Real Estate business. I have been suffering from a long time cancer of the breast
and became deaf after series of injections that affected my eardrum.

Presently, I’m with my computer in a hospital where I have been undergoing
treatment for cancer. Since I lost my organ of hearing and my doctors wrote to
me on a paper that I have only few months to live, It is my last wish to see that
the $4.5 Million I have in the bank should be used to build a charity organization
on my name in your Country in order to help the poor and motherless babies.
Give me this information if I can trust you and I will write to the hospital Attorney
to prepare the legal document on your name as my beneficiary.
Full Name…………
Age/Sex…………..
Contact phone number.
Address………..
Occupation…..
Marital status…
Country………..
With the subject to your response I will give you 30% of my funds while the remaining
70% will be used for the project. Get back to me immediately to enable me write to the
hospital Attorney to draft an agreement to seal up these funds in your name and you can
also deal with the bank directly if you wish. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein. Please you must treat this as personal matter as God
will bless you for helping the less privileged. Hoping to hear from you

Yours Sister,
Ms. Rosmah Majid.

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My sweetest sister Rosmah –

I am very distraught at hearing about the trials that you have endured. I would be most honored to help you with your wishes.

Please tell me a little about your birth parents. Were you ever able to meet them? I have an adopted friend who found his birth father, and lo and behold, it was Merv Griffin. You can understand his shock, actually being related to someone so famous. (They really aren’t on speaking terms any more, a long story.) Did you have a similar discovery? I would just love to hear your story.

Also fascinated to hear that you’re involved in the U.K. real estate business. Do you by chance know Sir Francois McThuddery, the Earl of Crestfallen? He is very active in the real estate market in Southeast London. He knows just everyone in the industry, and is really a great chap.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

-Paul

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Thank you for your email. Unfortunately I lost your previous mail, kindly resend me those information so that I can forward them to the hospital Attorney to do the paperwork.

Yours Sister,
Rosmah.

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I am reforwarding you the email! No worries my sister! Anything for a sister, you know. McThuddery thinks he did meet you at a Cotillion Ball last year. Does that sound familiar to you?

-Paul

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Rosmah, my sister –

I haven’t heard from you. I’m worried, as is Sir McThuddery. He called several of the hospitals in the area during a brief period of lucidity last night after the bars closed, but he was unable to locate you.

I am here to help you; what do you need from me? I know that the breast cancer and the deafness are a difficult burden to bear, but I’m sure they have some sort of pills for that. Perhaps you should mention it to the evening nurse.

Please reply, as I am growing increasingly nervous.

Love,

-Paul

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Our plot to beat those Longaberger basket people

Nigerian scammers scamming back humor fun emailsI am Barrister Kola Awodein, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to late Mr. George Brumley the African Area Director who was a consultant with Shell-development, who unfortunately was involved in the plane crash in Nairobi Kenya Airways Flight 431 in 16,355-foot Lenana Peak on Mount Kenya, Monday July 21 2003 you will read more stories about the crash on visiting this website, http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html and also in this website, where Brumley’s company talked about his death in the Kenya crash. Mr. George Brumley Hailed from Hamilton, Ontario Canada.Since the death of George Brumley, I as his personal attorney have made several inquiries to locate his only surviving relation, without any success.

I came across your name and contact on the course of my personal search for late George Brumley’s relations, so I decided to contact you for this project. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating and securing the wealth left behind in a fixed deposit account by Mr. Brumley, before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by Eco Bank Plc where my client operates an account worth $USD29 Million Dollars. The board of Eco Bank Plc has issued me a notice that after 2 months from now and no next of kin shown up for the claiming of the said funds, the funds will be confiscated and declared unserviceable. Since I and my team have been unsuccessful in locating George Brumley’s relatives for sometime now, it on this note that I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased since you are a foreigner, so that the proceeds of this deposit valued at $USD29 Million Dollars can be released to you for our mutual benefits.

1. Your Full Names
2. Home/ mailing address
3. Phone Numbers
4. Age
5. Occupation
6. Copy of your passport or drivers license I have worked out the modalities for the persecution of this transaction which had meets all necessary requirements in our country and those of international arbitration.

All i require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this business successful. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law. Mr. Brumley was a very good man and it is not wise for me to allow his hard earned wealth to get confiscated by the greedy directors of Eco Bank Plc. Further details await your response by email.

PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.

Yours faithfully,
Barr. Kola Awodein. (SAN)
Email: talk2kolaa@freemail.hu

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Hello Mr. Barrister Kola –

Thank you for the very timely email. This news could not have come at a better time for us. I am sorry to hear about Mr. Brumley’s passing. He was a good friend, although we had been out of touch for many years.

As you undoubtedly know, we have been working to build the world’s largest basket-shaped building for more than 20 years. Some time ago, the Longaberger Company, in Newark, Ohio, build a pathetic seven-story building that could hardly be called a basket. This has motivated our company that much more to see our dream realized, even though it’s been 10 or so years since we found out that fateful competitive news.

Our dream is to build a true basket skyscraper, which would be located in either Toledo or Atlanta. This beautiful structure would rise approximately 50 stories from a ground-level plaza that would be tiled to resemble a lovely picnic blanket. We have been having some financing issues (what with the whole Lehman Brothers downfall, the trouble with mezzanine financing, and now the rapid increases in wicker prices), and so, you see, your letter is very much welcomed.

Mr. Brumley’s $29 million would go a long way toward the construction costs, as we have thus far only raised about $2,100.

Thank you for contacting me, and I do promise to keep this all secret. Please let me know the next steps.

Best regards,

Paul Bartholomew Heney
CEO/CFO
Today’s Annual Basket Prototype Industries

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Dear Paul,

I have received your letter and must make you understand that you are in a good
position to assist me to receive this said funds in your account valued US$29
Million only. I am aware that you are not a relative to Mr. George Brumley but
with my position as the attorney to the deceased customer I am going to file in
application on your behalf and present you as the next of kin to the deceased
customer to enable you receive the fund for a joint benefits.

Having received your email you are required to reply me confirming your
capability in handling this matter based on the financial involvement ans also
send me your personal details to enable me forward application of claim to the
bank.

On confirmation of the required information I will further advise you on what
to do and how we are going to proceed with the business. In case on any
question kindly state accordingly so that I can clarify you immediately
meanwhile I must let you understand that there is no risk involved in the whole
matter as far as you are going to follow my instruction accordingly. You can
call my below direct line for discussion.
Yours Truly,
Barr. Kola Awodein. (SAN)
+2348125957189

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Dear Barrister Kola –

Thank you so much! Before we proceed, I have three important questions for you:

1. Will I have to pay sales tax on the $29 million? This would greatly impede the building of the skyscraper.
2. Is it necessary for me to be fluent in the appropriate African language? Unfortunately, I am not currently, although there are courses nearby, I’m sure.
3. Can we legally include Mr. Brumley’s name on the building? Our board is considering calling it the “Brumley Basket Building” but I want to be sure of this technicality.

Please let me know these three answers, and I will get you the information we need.

Warmly,

-Paul

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Dear Paul,

I got your mail and I would like to say thank you for your readiness and trust you confided in me allow me to inform you that the deceased Bank will require some vital documents and charges for them to release the funds into your designated account.
Yes, we can name the building Brumley Basket Building for the benefit of mankind and again you do not need to be fluent in Africa language all you need is to confirm to me that you are capable of handling this transaction also know that I am going to present you to the bank as the next of kin to late Brumley.
On confirmation of the required identification I will further advise you on what to do and how we are going to proceed with the business. In case on any question, kindly state accordingly so that I can clarify you immediately meanwhile I must let you understand that there is no risk involved in the whole matter as far as you are going to follow my instruction accordingly.

You can call my below direct line for discussion. +2348125957189
Yours Truly,

Barr. Kola Awodein. (SAN)
+2348125957189

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Oh Barrister!

I am so happy to hear this good news.

By means of this email, I do hereby acknowledge, confirm and swear (to our Holy, Holy, Holy Lord on Most High) that I am capable of handling this transaction. I have handled many, many important transactions with “First Federal of Lakewood” bank, an internationally reputable financial house. These generally dealt with many dozens of dollars each time.

Additionally, I have only been late with one bill/payment in the past year. That involved our water bill to the city of Cleveland. As a side project, I was attempting to construct a large fort made out of water balloons on our property. It was part of a “Christmas in July” promotion that our city was sponsoring. I was going for sort of a water balloon igloo vibe, but after having significant structural problems with a dome shape, we had to change to a fort. Things were further compounded when the next door neighbor’s cat, Vittles, was spooked by a Hawaiian shirt-wearing animatronic Santa. As Vittles had not been declawed, I’m sure you can understand that the resulting destruction of the balloons was significant. Well, not to bore you with all of these details, but we had to start all over again, and this was a significant hit on our monthly water bill. We ended up being a few weeks late with our payment.

Do you think this is a problem? I’d hate to have this one mark on my credit report mess up this deal.

Thank you for your clarity on this. I look forward to proceeding as soon as possible if you don’t think this past problem is a deal-breaker.

Warmly,

-Paul

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Dear paul,
you are require to send me the following information to enable me prepare an application of claim to the bank on your behalf here.
The requested information bellow:
1 your full name.
2 your address.
3 your occupation.
4 your age.
5 your telephone number.
6 your id card or drivers license.
Upon the receipt of the require information we shall proceed further.
Thanks,
barrister kola

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Wonderful! So my water payment issue still allows me to participate? Please let me know the ruling, so I can get you the 6 necessary items.

-Paul

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Send the requested information for us to proceed.
Kola

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Hi Kola!

That is just great.

Here are my details:

Paul Henry-Jackson Jr.
2331 Tadpole-Westfield Lane
North Olmsted, Ohio 44070
I am 35 years old.
I am a male.
I am a part-time truck driver, but I do this freelance.
My annual income is $59,000.
I don’t have a way to scan my driver’s license, but my Ohio drivers license number is W345965ED2.

Does this work? Do you need information on my bank, too?

-Paul

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Please send your telephone number so that the bank and i can reach you
As for your account information the bank will ask you once they contact you, but for now your phone number is needed.
Thanks.
Kola

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Dear paul,
i could not go to the bank yesterday because of the public holiday that was declear by the government. So i will be going to the bank this morning to submit the appliction of claim on your behalf here for the bank to notify you as the next of kin to my late client. Meanwhile, you are require to send me your phone number for easy communication.
Thanks,
barrister kola

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I have submitted the application of claim to the bank and the bank will contact you to let you know their requirement.
Pls once the bank contact you do let me know so that i can advise you on what to do next.
Kola

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Good morning Coke –

I received something in the mail just this morning for a Capital One Visa, with “an ultra-low rate of 5.1% interest for the first six months.” I know this is very, very fast, but could this be the bank you are talking about? I find the timing to simply be too much of a coincidence.

Here’s the kicker: I also get discounts on groceries and gasoline, so if this is the case, it is good news, indeed! I will send you a basket of fresh fruit from my grocer as a thank you for your help.

Please let me know at your soonest ability if this is the bank you are talking about.

-Paul

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Cola –

Did you get my email, below? Perhaps the bank is closed? Away on a bank holiday? Or maybe they have turned down our application.

I am growing worried now. Please advise me on what our next steps should be. I stress-eat Cheetos when I’m nervous, and I’ve cranked through 3 or 4 of those damn bags in the last 36 hours alone.

Let me know!!!

Thanks,

-Paul

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If you’re British, here’s a pop quiz …

Big Ben London scamming scammers Nigerian scams humor NigerianScamFun hysterical funnyDear Friend,

Please I will like to know if you have hired Attorney John Palmer as your representative towards the collection of your Inheritance with the deposit company. Because am corresponding to the false Email claims I daily receive from Attorney John Palmer. That you have requested and hired his services as your representative Attorney to make the collection of your $1.5Million USD inheritance estate cheque funds collection.

I will not oblige to his request, the reason is because you have not personally notify me about his coming and also after making consultations with the law suit Chamber he claimed he represent. I was told such name do not exist with the law firm either in the past or present. Without wasting much time, I have taken your cheque inheritance collection to the finance ministry to de-activate the Encrypted code been placed on it by your benefactor. All this activity was done by me last week to enable me conclude the final phase of your transaction with the finance ministry.

Meanwhile, I have received response from the Deposits company that they have received your package collection Friday last week at about 14:00 GMT.Because they were the issuing bank deposits company that notify me earlier that you have a package collection consignment for pick up as bestowed in the will document papers of late Rev Father James. Elias who issued you this $1.5Million USD payment cheque in your name. So as the attorney to the deceased I was out-rightly informed about your collections which prompt me to take decisive actions immediately by following what was stated in his will papers.

Once again, I hope and pray you use your Inheritance collection payment as issued to you wisely by investing with it and paying One tenth of it as your tithe to any Red Cross society or orphanage homes near you in helping a soul today.

Furthermore, your compliance towards this E-mail is highly anticipated, to enable the deposit company remit your inheritance payment cheque to you immediately, thank you.

I really want to know your stands on this matter before I pull OFF.

Signed:
Barrister George Williams.
Legal Consultant on Mortgage Equity and Financial network.
E-mail: georgewilliams250@inbox.ru

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My kind Dr. Williams –

I have not hired that Attorney John Palmer. I believe he is trying to cheat both of us, Dr. Williams. Please cease and desist your dealings with him immediately. I fear he is some sort of—dare I even say this heinous term—scam artist.

I assume you are with the advance title mortgage deposit reference company in London, England? Please confirm so I can get you the required information as soon as possible,

-Paul

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Dear Paul

I am in receipt of your Email response as prompt.

I have to inform you that the deposit company has issued your certified bank draft check $1,500,000 {$1.5 Million} collection to late Reverend. Father James secretary whom is Martins Owner. Immediately I forwarded the power of attorney letter of recommendations to the deposit company to release the collection to the secretary. Send your Full name and address to him, Also you can ask him to send fund through your bank account.

Meanwhile, it’s still un-believable to me that till this moment you have not made the collection of your Traveler cashier check payment with the Deposit Company. By now you ought to have started enjoying your benefits.

Here is the contact information’s For the Deposit Company.
Contact Person:, Martins Owner, who is the head of foreign remittance Department, Metropolitan Company.
Email: martinsowner@w.cn
E-mail: martinsowner@rocketmail.com

Once again, I hope and pray you use your Inheritance collection payment as issued to you wisely by investing with it and paying One tenth of it as your tithe to any Red Cross society or orphanage homes near you in helping a soul today.

Signed
Barrister George Williams

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Dear Dr. George and Martins –

This whole affair is becoming very upsetting to me. I was never informed that the Reverend Father’s money has been sitting there waiting for me. How long has it been sitting? Days? Weeks?

What I am getting at is that even sitting in a simple passbook savings account of 0.1% interest, we’re talking about $29 or so worth of interest every week. And I’m pretty sure that I could get a lot closer to 1% interest with a lot of banks around here.

I think this is the sort of thing that need to be brought to the attention to the Deposit Company. At the very least, we should get that church secretary’s ass fired. It’s just unacceptable that I was uninformed until now.

Please let me know what the next steps are so I can get my money.

-Paul

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Dear Sir,

Thank you today, this is to remind you that I have not receive any reply from you on my last mail to you, please do reply to enable start the process of getting your said inheritance fund released to you.

Martins Owner

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Hello Martins –

I did not receive your reply to my last email, where I expressed my concerns about whether interest would be included. I do not feel that I should be penalized for this error on the Deposit Company’s account. What amount will be added to the $1,500,000 to make this right? And has that moronic secretary been fired yet?

I am looking forward to your answers before we proceed.

Thanking you in Christ,

-Paul

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Paul,
Thank you for your mail and question about your interest that the fund accumulated please i will just want you to forget about the interest and go on on the claim also nobody is arrested since the bank did not honor their request, i need to tell you that your Certified Check has been issued and ready to be send to your address, as given,i will be happy if you understand my stand, what is needed is bank official Linguistic fee to enable them released this certified cashier check to me for onward post to your giving address, your urgent reply will be honored.

Your Sincerely
Martins Owner

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Hello Martins –

Fine. After much soul searching, I have decided to drop my request for the interest. But I am unclear as to why we are paying a fee for the scientific study of human language?

Now, if there was just some sort of bank fee, well, I’d understand that, for sure. But a linguistic fee just seems so random and over the top. Would you please check into what this is all about? I’ve never been a huge fan of the humanities.

Thank you,

-Paul

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Paul,
Thank you for this mail,i went to the bank immediately i received your mail to ask what this fee stands for and i was told that, it is documentations like clearance certificate and to notarize the document that will accompany the fund to it country of transfer, please sir our delaying this issue will not help, send to me as soon as possible the bank information were you will want this fund transfer, and i was told that you should send the charges using the name of, Sarah Joy, address, United Kingdom London you can send through Money gram money transfer or western union money transfer,

I wait for your reply
Martins Owner

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Hello Martins –

Okay, I suppose that is acceptable. I have about $6,800 in my savings account, so hopefully the fee is not that much, I’d prefer not to have to temporarily borrow any money. What is the actual amount of the fee? You have never told me.

Also, my wife is a little suspicious. Do not worry, I have mostly satisfied her about this transaction, I’ve explained that you are a trustworthy man and that this is all in the name of the most holy Reverend Father. But she said that sometimes there are Nigerians who are posing as English bankers and they’re not really English bankers, they’re Nigerians. To finally shut her up, we agreed that I could just have you answer some basic phrases/expressions that an Englishman would know (or if Sarah Joy can answer them, that would satisfy my wife, too).

I’ll paste my wife’s questions below as fill-in-the-blanks.

Jolly old ________
The clock tower of Big ________
Fish and chips and ____________
The ____________ of Parliment
Who wants to really ____________?
Queen ________ II
Celery and raisin _______________
Patricia ___________________
Dig me up a __________________

Please send me the answers and I’ll get my wife to agree to this. And let me know the exact amount of the fee so I can send it to Sarah Joy immediately thereafter!

Thank you again,

-Paul

P.S. I think you forgot Sarah Joy’s address. You just had it listed as “address.” Or is that the name of a street in downtown London (confusing if it is, huh?). Sorry about my confusion there.

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I cannot understand why all this questions look below if this ok with you
Jolly old ________saint nicholas

The clock tower of Big ________Ben

Fish and chips and ____________ vinegar or peas

The _Westminster of Parliment

Who wants to really ____________? hang out with me

Queen ________ II pts

Celery and raisin _______________ sandwich

Patricia ___________________Louise

Dig me up a __________________milk and cookies

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Martins –

Thank you for your cooperation. My wife said you scored perfectly! Maybe now that woman will go back in the kitchen and keep quiet. Not that I want her to actually cook, mind you. Her meatloaf could kill a horse.

Anyway, let’s get to business. I need to know the fee amount and where to send it. Please let me know.

As a short aside, are you any relation to Marty “Chesty” Owner Jr., the former barrister of Oxfordshire-on-Spanglish? He and my father were very good friends back in college in the 1970s, and as a coincidence, they actually spent a summer serving as interns in the Westminster of Parliment. Well, I’m guessing it’s a pretty common last name there in England, but you never know. It is a small world.

Looking forward to your instructions,

-Paul

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Paul,
thank you once more, the amount is 340 pounds and it equivalent to dollar is $680, send using the name of SARAH JOY,United Kingdom London, the world is a small world as you said, my promise to you is that fund will be released to you under 48 hours once this payment is received.

Martins Owner

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Good morning Martin –

This is great, wonderful! I’ve just returned from the Cleveland airport post office, which is open 24 hours. I mailed $680.00 in cash to Sarah at this address, as instructed:

Sarah Joy
Address
United Kingdom
London

I hope I did it right. I used a $0.98 international first class stamp, so I’m thinking it will arrive in 3 or 4 days, worst case scenario. Please have Sarah watch her mail, and let me know when it is received.

I couldn’t tell from your response whether you know Chesty Owner. He wouldn’t be your father or uncle by chance? Maybe your comment about it indeed being a small world was acknowledging that you two are related? That would be so, so, so, so, so, funny.

Your friend,

-Paul

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THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR JOKES, IT IS FUNNY, MAY GOD HELP YOU


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My all-too-brief relationship with Carol Leo

Goodday,

My name is Carol Leo; I am 24 years old, from Napoli Italy , where I school and work as a fashion designer for part time job during after my school. I am the only daughter of my parents My both parents (Father & Mother) died in a fatal accident on the 6th March 2003, on their way to attend a family friend’s birthday ceremony, May their gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen.

Before the death of my parents, they had willed part of our Real Estate and the total amount of 8,700,000.00 (Eight Million Seven Hundred Euros) to me. Now at their death, and because things has become very hard for me paying my school fees and taking care of my other needs which the tailoring job I do as a part-time after my school couldn’t help, so, I went to our Bank where this money was deposited.

I was shocked when the Bank Manager explained to me that I will not be able to with-draw from the deposited money, because my father had put a clause on the Will, which he used in depositing the funds with them, saying that before I will be given access to the money, I will either have to be 30 years old or I will be given access to the money, if only i get married before the age of 30 , in which case, my husband will be legible to collect the money on my behalf by standing in as my late fathers next of kin to claim the deposited funds on my behalf.

Today I am only 24years old. And I have no access to the money till I’m 30 years. So, I’m contacting you to stand as my husband to claim this fund on my behalf even if you are married already, you can still help me by standing in as my late father’s next of kin to the deposited funds. So, I hope that we shall discuss how you want remunerated when you get back to me. For my part, I shall be more than willing to part with 35% of the total sum to you,while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses that we’re to use to receive the money from the deposited Bank.

Please remember I am writing you this email purely on the ground of trust. While this transaction last, we must be able to put emotions aside and face it, perhaps after everything, we might find a need for that if you are still single. Waiting to hear from you soon.

Yours Truly,
Carol Leo

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Hello Carol –

Yes, I will be your savior in this time of need. I am so blessed to have heard from you! I somehow feel that there is a strong connection between us already. Do you feel it, too?

I was touched by the tragic story about your parents, they were in my prayers all of last night. And you, my sweet, such a thing to endure. My heart goes out to you. I’ve called the pastor at my church, His Holy, Holy, Holy Blood, and a special mass will be said for your parents on Sunday, May 15th. I’ve also talked to Rev. Beaupeap about our impending wedding. He has agreed to preside, but he also indicated it would be good to have you in the the Mass.

I will work on arranging the airline tickets for you, and you can let me know what else you need from me, as far as any help from my bank. I’m quite well off financially, so no worries to you!

Love,

-Paul

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NigerianScamFun photo Nigerian email scamMy Dear Paul,

I am very grateful to receive your message.

I actually received your email with much gladness and I perfectly understand the content of your e-mail. Something in me tells me you are sincere and for real, and also that i can find this 100% trust in you.

I don’t want my late father’s attorney to know about my plans of asking someone to act as my husband to claim this fund for me until we make every arrangement ready; because his son has approached me for marry and I refuse.

I have meet with an accredited attorney who told me that i can claim this fund while in your country or in any part of the world as long as we obtain the appropriate document that will be useful in completing this transaction if you cannot come to my country here and I will join you as soon as this fund is transferred to you.

All i need is your sincere co-peration and assisance so that we can proceed in the marriage aspect, even if you are married you can still help me as adviced by the attorney, the only we need is to have the attorney procure a marriage certificate for both of us and you will use the certificate to contact the bank as my husband and the fund will be transferd to you.

Please I need your pictures, and mailing address as soon as you go through my mail. I will tell you more on how you are to claim this fund for me according to the instructions of the accredited attorney. My picture is attached to this message.

I will be waiting to hear from you,

Yours Sincerely
Carol

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Carol –

You are even more beautiful than I had imagined! Wow, I cannot wait to see you, so to speak.

I’m getting tired of your father’s attorney. I think his son is a fraud, do not marry him!!! It must be me, Carol. Have I mentioned that I’m very tall (5 foot 8) and slim (210 lb) and have not been in any major car accidents? I have a slight limp, but that is not really a concern for matters in the bedroom!

Currently, I’m on the phone with Delta Airlines to reserve your ticket. They want your full name, but I didn’t know your middle name, so I just told them it was Constantia, because it sounded Italian. Please let me know if that’s wrong.

They have a flight that leaves Naples at 12:50 p.m. on Saturday, but you’d have to connect through Paris and then backtrack to Istanbul with a 6 hr-layover there. Then you’d fly into Atlanta and then up to Cleveland, getting in Monday early morning. Of course I’ll pick you up, my apartment is only a short drive away.

The fare is $5,430, but you are worth it, my sweet! :-)

Do you prefer window or aisle seats? And do you have a Delta Skymiles account? You may as well get miles for this!

-Paul

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Hi Carol –

Hope everything is okay with you. Do you have the attorney/banking instructions yet?

I put a 24-hour hold on the Delta flight. Are you okay with the itinerary?

I hope I have not scared you off. I am a truthful, honest, sincere, drug-free, and not in any way bulimic individual. You can trust me, Carol.

Also, I was up late last night making you a mix tape of songs that I thought we would both enjoy. It’s very eclectic, with some Alison Krauss, Crazy Bone, Enrique Iglesias, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Celine Dion, and of course Skee-lo.

Looking forward to hearing from you!!!!!!!!

-Paul

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Goodday,

My name is Carol Leo; I am 24 years old, from Napoli Italy , where I school and work as a fashion designer for part time job during after my school. I am the only daughter of my parents My both parents (Father & Mother) died in a fatal accident on the 6th March 2003, on their way to attend a family friend’s birthday ceremony, May their gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen.

Before the death of my parents, they had willed part of our Real Estate and the total amount of 8,700,000.00 (Eight Million Seven Hundred Euros) to me. Now at their death, and because things has become very hard for me paying my school fees and taking care of my other needs which the tailoring job I do as a part-time after my school couldn’t help, so, I went to our Bank where this money was deposited.

I was shocked when the Bank Manager explained to me that I will not be able to with-draw from the deposited money, because my father had put a clause on the Will, that before I will be given access to the money, I will either have to be 30 years old or provide guidian male or female because my late father deposited the money with my name as a next of kin while he registered it with a foriegn partner. So I will be given access to the money, if only i get married before the age of 30 , in which case, my husband will be legible to collect the money on my behalf by standing in as my late fathers next of kin to claim the deposited funds on my behalf.

Today I am only 24years old. And I have no access to the money till I’m 30 years. So, I’m contacting you to stand as my husband to claim this fund on my behalf even if you are married already, you can still help me by standing in as my late father’s next of kin to the deposited funds. So, I hope that we shall discuss how you want remunerated when you get back to me. For my part, I shall be more than willing to part with 35% of the total sum to you,while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses that we’re to use to receive the money from the deposited Bank.

Please remember I am writing you this email purely on the ground of trust. While this transaction last, we must be able to put emotions aside and face it, perhaps after everything, we might find a need for that if you are still single. Waiting to hear from you soon.

Yours Truly,
Carol Leo

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Carol! It’s me!

I was so concerned about you, as you hadn’t replied to my email from Thursday. I wasn’t able to hold your Delta flight for more than 24 hours. And, honestly, I was scared that you had been having second thoughts about us. I’ve been working on my halitosis, and I swear it is under control.

Do we still have a chance? Rev. Beaupeap will be so glad to hear about this. Do you still want me to fly you here to be with me? We can get the money from your parents together. I know it can work.

In love,

-Paul

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