my greetings to you from Mercy and how are you i hope you are doing fine.
for good relationship,bellow is my email address(mercy_johnson92@yahoo.com)
reply to my email address so i can give
you my picture

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Hello Mercy –

There is something so intriguing about you. I would love to see your picture and hear more about you!

What is your favorite NFL team?
Do you like mixed drinks, wine, beer, or something else?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
Where do you live?
Are you married?

-Paul

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Hello my dear,

How are you doing? I am very happy to received your mail so that we can be good friend, Well let me introduce myself to you so that you can know me better to enable us develop a good relationship in future, I am Miss Mercy Johnson, dark in complexion, 1.68 cm single girl of 24 years old from Liberia and i reside here in Dakar Senegal as the result of what happen to my parents.

I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Johnson William who was the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor that is now in exile for killing many innocent soul which include my father and my mother, my late father was killed by government of Charles Taylor, he accused my father for coup attempt and killed him and my mother, is only me that is alive and i managed to make my way to this country where i am living, I am here like someone staying in the prison, because i don’t know any body before coming to this country, so life is not easy with me here now, no job to do and get money no good food, no good water to drink, but i thank God for keeping me alive and i believed that as i know you my life will not remain the same again, because you will do every thing possible and take me out of this country to come and live a better life with you so that i will stop suffering as i don’t have any relatives that can help me out of this terrible condition i am passing through, all my relatives ran away some were killed in the middle of the war the only person that is helping me in this country now is the Rev. Father, he has been very good to me since i came in this country, but i am not living with him rather i am living in the women refugee camp, so if you want to speak to me on phone you can reach me with the Rev. number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, when you call, tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the woman hostel to come and speak with you on phone, while hoping to receive your picture in your next email so that i can know you in person and send you my picture in my return mail.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Hello Mercy –

Thank you so much for your reply email. I feel a connection between us already! I have never been with a 1.68 cm girl, but the prospect is intriguing. Would that make you a partial hermaphrodite? I’m okay with that, no worries. I’m about 21 cm myself, you’ll be very impressed.

I am sorry to hear about your parents. I can totally relate to your situation, except that my parents were not involved in politics or a coup attempt, and they are still alive—and I haven’t really been in prison or a war.

Sure, I’m interested in seeing your picture. I’ll work on getting one of myself for you. Is there any pose you prefer? Also, would you please answer my few simple questions? Before we take this relationship further, I just want to make sure we’re fully compatible!!

What is your favorite NFL team?
Do you like mixed drinks, wine, beer, or something else?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
Where do you live? (Oh, wait, you did mention that, Dakar Senegal!)
Are you married?

Love,

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good day, how are you doing? Thanks for being upset concerning my bad situation, please my dear i want you to help me transfer my late father money in to your account so that i will get out of this place to come and be with you for the rest of my life and continue with my education and also live a good life with you so that i will stop suffering, Well we don’t know each other well, but is the will of God that make me contact you and my spirit accept you that is why i am telling you all this so make sure that you keep this transaction confidentially, because since it is (Money) all eyes will be on it, I want you to know that i met the bank manager and explained my situations to see whether i can withdraw some money from the account of my late father to use and sustain myself as life is getting more though for me here in the camp, but the bank manager only advice me to look for a reliable foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status here as the law of this country i can not have access for any transaction concerning money, for that i want you to contact the bank on my behalf so that you will help me transfer the 6.5million dollars deposited by my late father in to your account which i am the next of kin for the money.

Please my dear if you are capable and honest to handle such huge amount of money for me as i have confidence and trust in you to help me transfer the money into your account, kindly send me your personal information such as,

(1) Your full address in your country
(2) Your Name’s
(3) Your telephone number
(4) A copy of your ID card or photograph.

As soon as i receive those information from you, i will forward the contact of the bank to you in other to contact them to transfer the money in your account, you can reach me on the Rev.Pastor phone number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, here is one of my picture for you, hope you will love it? Answer to your question, i don’t drink alcohol, i only drank non alcohol if i can have, because life is not easy here with me, I do wear sketch and blouse and i have not married before, while hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Mercy, Mercy!

I am so happy to hear from you, my love. Every day, I grow more desperate waiting for you to be with me. And I must say, few things get me more excited that the image of a beautiful woman wearing a sketch and blouse!

Here is my information:

Paul Henry-Filippo III
2331 Tadpole-Westfield Lane
North Olmsted, Ohio 44070
I am 57 years old.
I am a male for the most part!
I work in the produce washing department of my local Sam’s Club.
My annual income is $31,000.
I don’t have a way to copy my ID, but my Ohio drivers license number is W345965ED2.

Don’t worry about the alcohol thing, our life together will be full of many amazing things. I cannot wait to show you the wonders of America. From the mountains of Tallahassee to the shoreline of Minot, from the simple farmlands of Trenton to the canals of Reno, we will explore this land together, my sweet!

I have also arranged season tickets for both of us to this season’s Browns games! I knew you would be excited. Please check out the seating map here:

http://browns-tickets.net/images/Browns-seating.gif

I was able to get row K in section 313. Would that be okay with you? Hope so, it’s very convenient to this great little bratwurst stand in the main concourse. You do eat meat, don’t you? Because that would be a bit of a deal-breaker if you had sworn off swine or something.

Anyway, I do need your middle name for the seating license for the games; I tentatively told them it was “Penelope,” but I can change it as soon as you let me know your actual middle name.

Please let me know ASAP!!

Love you, sugarlumps!!

-Paul

P.S. You forgot to attach your picture, you silly goose!

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Dearest lovely Paul,

I appreciate every thing you are planing to do for me and i also thank you very much for giving me your information, for the trust and confidence i have in you for given me your personal information i will give you the contact of the bank so that you will contact them to enable you know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money in to your account.

Below is the contact of the bank:
United Bank For Africa
Address: No 489, Georges Quaters Dakar Senegal
Telephone: + 221 773 130963
Fax: + 221 338 269 826
Email: unitedbank@post.com
Transfer Officer: Mr. Mustafa Camara

My late father account information’s:
Name of the Account Holder: Dr. Johnson William
Amount Deposited: $6.5 Millions Dollars
Sort Code: 40-48-78
Account No: 51600101
Swift Code: NDEAGB2L
IBAN No: GB91NDEA40487851600101

Contact the bank immediately you receive this mail so that they will transfer the money in to your account without wasting time, because i have inform the bank manager about you and my happiness now is that God almighty have brought you to help me out of this terrible situation i am passing through here for many years, my dear i promise to be kind and honest to you so that you will help me invest the money for me in your country after transferring it to your account, you can reach me on the Rev. phone number +221773608077 as i don’t have telephone of my own, i am sorry for forgotten to attach my beautiful picture to you, here is one of my picture for you honey, while hoping to receive your picture in your next mail if you don’t mind, please get me inform as soon as you contact the bank my second name is Happy so you can change the ticket to my full names, Mercy Happy Johnson.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Oh, Mercy!

You are so beautiful. How have I gotten so lucky?

I will contact the bank later today, but first I have gotten some very good advice from my brother. I think we should follow it.

He said that in many of these cases, the bank or an overriding government authority (sometimes even here on the U.S. side) will ask a series of 10 questions to each of the parties individually. This is to make sure that the people really do know something about each other and are not trying to just pose as a married or engaged couple. He sent me a list of the 10 most common questions they ask. So, I’ll go ahead and list them and I’ll answer my answers (so you’ll know them) and you can just send me your answers (so I’ll know them).

As soon as I hear back from you, I’ll send an email to the bank so we can get going. Yea!

Love and hugs,

-Paul

1. What first attracted you to your partner?
Paul’s answer: Her beautiful eyes and hips.
Mercy’s answer:

2. What does your partner eat for breakfast?
Paul’s answer: Cereal with nutella.
Mercy’s answer:

3. Who does your partner most look up to?
Paul’s answer: Omar Sharif.
Mercy’s answer:

4. What is your partner’s favorite vacation destination?
Paul’s answer: Hawaii.
Mercy’s answer:

5. What is your partner’s favorite TV show?
Paul’s answer: Cop Rock.
Mercy’s answer:

6. What is your partner’s favorite movie?
Paul’s answer: I think we both should put “Honey, I shrunk the kids” for obvious reasons.
Mercy’s answer:

7. Does your partner have any distinguishing birthmarks?
Paul’s answer: I have two large brown moles next to my left nipple.
Mercy’s answer:

8. What one thing could your partner not live without?
Paul’s answer: Captain Morgan’s spiced rum.
Mercy’s answer:

9. What is your partner’s political affiliation?
Paul’s answer: Socially conservative/fiscally liberal.
Mercy’s answer:

10. What is your partner’s favorite color?
Paul’s answer: Dusty rose.
Mercy’s answer:

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Hello Mercy –

I’m ready to contact the bank, but I’m a bit nervous about us getting in trouble if they catch on to the fact that we’re not quite officially engaged yet. Have you have a chance to answer any of the questions I sent (below)? Let me know honey!!

Love ya!!

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Happy weekend, please i don’t know how to answer those questions, so just bear it with me until you help me to contact bank so that they will transfer the money into your account to enable me get out of here and come to be with you one on one so that will help me to answer those questions together, don’t be nervous or scale to contact the bank because we have not yet official engaged, no body will catch us just keep the transaction secretly and confidential so that after transferring the money into your account i will come and be with you for the rest of my life so that we will get marry officially, but if you have money to come here or send to me to come and meet you there in USA so that we will first engage officially before contacting the bank to transfer the money into your account, will be good but if don’t have money to send or come here to meet me to first engage don’t worry just contact the bank to enable you know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money into your account successfully without wasting time okay.

While hoping to hear from you as soon as you contact the bank.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Hello my sweet Mercy –

Okay, I guess you’re right. I’ll just trust you here. I will contact the bank today. In the meantime, I helped you out and answered the questions for both of us. If we both memorize our answers, I think we’ll be alright.

I’ll let you know what happens once I hear from the bank.

Love, your sweetie bear,

-Paul

1. What first attracted you to your partner?
Paul’s answer: Her beautiful eyes and hips.
Mercy’s answer: His large shoulders and legs.

2. What does your partner eat for breakfast?
Paul’s answer: Cereal with nutella.
Mercy’s answer: Grits with butter.

3. Who does your partner most look up to?
Paul’s answer: Omar Sharif.
Mercy’s answer: Ralph Macchio

4. What is your partner’s favorite vacation destination?
Paul’s answer: Hawaii.
Mercy’s answer: Texas.

5. What is your partner’s favorite TV show?
Paul’s answer: Cop Rock.
Mercy’s answer: Dancing with the Stars

6. What is your partner’s favorite movie?
Paul’s answer: I think we both should put “Honey, I shrunk the kids” for obvious reasons.
Mercy’s answer: (Honey, I shrunk the kids)

7. Does your partner have any distinguishing birthmarks?
Paul’s answer: I have two large brown moles next to my left nipple.
Mercy’s answer: I’ll just say no … is that right??????

8. What one thing could your partner not live without?
Paul’s answer: Captain Morgan’s spiced rum.
Mercy’s answer: VCRs.

9. What is your partner’s political affiliation?
Paul’s answer: Socially conservative/fiscally liberal.
Mercy’s answer: Middle of the road.

10. What is your partner’s favorite color?
Paul’s answer: Dusty rose.
Mercy’s answer: Beige.

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Hello Mr. Camara –

I am writing on behalf of my fiancee, Mercy Johnson, and myself. In advancement of Mercy’s moving here, we wish to withdraw the money from her late father’s account. It is:

Name of the Account Holder: Dr. Johnson William
Amount Deposited: $6.5 Millions Dollars
Sort Code: 40-48-78
Account No: 51600101
Swift Code: NDEAGB2L
IBAN No: GB91NDEA40487851600101

Mercy and I have just returned from a cruise to Honduras, and we are making plans to move her to Ohio, where we will get married in a big, elaborate, official church ceremony. We are very compatible in many ways, if you get my drift, and intend to remain married for the rest of our lives.

Can you please assist me in this transaction? My financial institution is the Seventh Day Adventists’ Credit Union of Lorain, and my account number there is 32900201. You can ask for Bethany, she’s my favorite teller there, even though she’s a Baptist. She will be able to help you in anything you need.

I appreciate your help in this matter so Mercy and I can live happily ever after. Not that we wouldn’t without this money, but every little bit helps!

Sincerely,

-Paul

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UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
NO 489 GEORGES QUATERS, DAKAR SENEGAL
TEL: +221 773 130 963
FAX: + 221 338 269 826
EMAIL: unitedbank@post.com

Attention: Mr. Paul,

I have been directed by the Director of Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer to write you in respect to the mail we received from you, actually we have been told about you by the young lady Miss. Mercy Johnson (for the claim of her late father deposit with our bank.

Late Dr. Johnson William is our customer with the sum of substantial amount of $6,500,000.00 USD he deposited with us, hence you have been appointed as a trustee to represent the next of Kin Miss. Mercy Johnson, however before our bank will transact any business concerning the transfering of the said fund into your bank, we will like you to send the followings to our bank immediately.

1: A power of Attorney, permiting you to claim and transfer the fund to your bank account on her behalf, This Power of Attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.
2 :The death certificate of late Dr. Johnson William: Her deceased father,confirming his death.
3 : A copy of statement of account issued to Dr. Johnson William by our bank.
4 : An Affidavit of support from the Senegalese high court with her signature in it, once you send all this needed documents we will commerce for the transfer.

Note: The above mentioned are compulsory and are needed to protect our interest, your interest and the next of kin interest after the transfer has been made and these shall also ensure that a smooth, quick and successful transfer of the fund will be transfer into your account.

We promise to give our customers the best of our services, should you have any question don’t hesitate to contact our foreign operational for clearification.

Email: unitedbank@post.com
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Felicite Diatta (Account Dept).

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good morning how are you doing over there? I am very happy to hear that you will contact bank so that you will know the requirements and procedures for transferring the money into your account to enable you help me so that i will get out from here to come and be with you for the rest of my life so that we will answer those questions together, honey do let me know as soon as you hear from the bank, because i have inform them about you to transfer the money into your account, so please make sure that you will handle every thing concerning this transaction on my behalf so that the bank will transfer the money into your account immediately without wasting time okay.

While hoping to hear from you as you as you hear from the bank.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy forever.

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Good evening, puddin’!

I have good news. I heard from the bank, and things are progressing. Please note that they need the following; I let you handle this for us.

1: A power of Attorney, permiting you to claim and transfer the fund to your bank account on her behalf, This Power of Attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.
2 :The death certificate of late Dr. Johnson William: Her deceased father,confirming his death.
3 : A copy of statement of account issued to Dr. Johnson William by our bank.
4 : An Affidavit of support from the Senegalese high court with her signature in it, once you send all this needed documents we will commerce for the transfer.

But on to more important things. I’ve been doing some online shopping for you. I’m guessing you’re about a size 8? Please check out these links; I want to have some American-type clothes for when you move here. You know, sexy stuff.

http://www.chadwicks.com/chadwicks/browse/productDetail.jsp?icProduct=30325&icCategory=cat180030&icSort=
http://www.chadwicks.com/chadwicks/browse/productDetail.jsp?icProduct=85368&icCategory=cat40102&icSort=
http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_167B001065000000P?vName=Clothing&cName=Girls&sName=School%20Uniforms&sid=KDx20070926x00003a&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=167B001065000000P
http://www.amazon.com/Wrist-and-Ankle-Restraint-Bar/dp/B0037SNB08/ref=pd_sbs_a_6
http://www.buy.com/prod/kaelyn-max-women-s-plus-size-blouse/q/sellerid/32948791/loc/64935/220410951.htmlhttp://www.landsend.com/pp/LongSleeveMidcalfSleepTee~147350_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::ELA&CM_MERCH=IDX_Women-_-Sleepwear&origin=index

Please let me know if you like these and I’ll order them. And verify your clothing size, etc., and if there are certain colors of the above that you prefer. Also, if there are any toiletries/foods you want me to have on hand here at the house, such as mouthwash, cotton balls, laxatives, graham crackers, Benefiber, apple juice, gherkins, or whatever would make you feel most comfortable, then I’ll buy it ahead of time.

I am just counting down the days until you are here! Working on airline tickets as we speak!

All my love,

-Paul

P.S. What’s the weather like there now? Just curious. We had a lot of sunshine here today, you will love it.

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Dearest lovely Paul,

I am very happy to see that you contacted the bank and the bank replied to you asking some documents before transferring the money in to your account, I just want to inform you that immediately i see your mail i went out and look for a nice Senegalese residence lawyer that will help us process the documents in your name’s as the bank demanded for it before transferring the money into your account, contact the lawyer with this information: Barrister Torbua Vickmoon, Tele Phone number +221766967939, Email ( barristertorbua@gmail.com ) or ( barr.torbua@consultant.com ) so that you will know the cost of the Power of Attorney and An Affidavit of support for processing it in your name, mean while i have given the Death Certificate of my late father and the Statement of Account to the lawyer to start the process of the documents to avoid any delay because i don’t want us to delay in making every thing possible in time so that the bank will transfer the money in to your account, because i am very anxious to come and be with you for the rest of my life.

Concerning the online shopping i will advice you to wait so that as soon as i come to be with you we will do the shopping together for our best choice, because two head is better than one, honey only what i need now is to have your picture and telephone on my own so that i can be calling you to hear your sweet voice, so please send me $100 to my name Mercy Johnson, address Dakar Senegal so that i will buy telephone and also buy some provision to take care of myself here in the camp.

Honey if you contact the lawyer, make sure that you cooperate with him so that he will process the documents in your name’s to enable you send to the bank to transfer the money in to your account so that you will you take some money from it and send to me here to process my traveling documents and come to be with you for the rest of my life.

While hoping to hear from you as soon as you contact the lawyer.
Yours lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Mercy –

I have to say that my feelings are more than a little bit hurt at your rejection of the clothes I picked out for you. Why does it always have to be about your wants and never mine? I feel like I’ve listened to your problems, been a good friend and companion, and supported you in your times of difficulty, like when you had no water. But when I go out of my way to do something nice for you—and spend so much of my time and creativity on choosing things—I sort of feel like it’s not good enough for you. I mean maybe we’ve reached a turning point, at least in my mind.

What do you really want from life? What do you want from our relationship? I feel like I’m standing on a rope bridge over a chasm and there are snakes or sharks at the bottom of a pit down there, and every time I try to take a step forward toward you, it starts raining and my footing gets less secure and you’re not over there steadying the side of the bridge that’s at your end. And then when I make it to the end, you’re gone and all there is, is a set of footprints. And at first I think you were walking alone, but then I realize that it was me carrying you all along until Jesus started carrying both of us because we couldn’t support each other in the way that we best know how. Does that make any sense at all? Do you ever have feelings like this?

I’m just so confused about where we’re going and how we can make it work. I do love you deeply, with all the love in my soul and all the love in my brain and my heart too. Help me see past this, Mercy.

-Paul

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good morning how was you night? Please don’t feel a bit hurt in your feelings i have not rejected the clothes you picked for me, i only suggested you should wait so that as soon as i come to be with you we will do the shopping together and make our best choice, you can go ahead and select those clothes as much as you can because your choice is my choice and what you like i will also like it so start making the online shopping before my arrival, my size is size 8 as you guess okay.

Concerning the documents, have you contact the lawyer that i found for you to help us get the documents in your name as the bank demanded before transferring the money into your account? please honey don’t waste time to contact the lawyer as i directed you so that you will know the cost of the documents for processing it in your name okay.

Never but not the least, i need your picture and your telephone number so that i can be calling you to hear your sweet voice and please send me the $100 that i demanded from you so that i can buy telephone and some provision to be eating in the camp because my provision has finished and i don’t have money to buy them.

Please and please my dear don’t feel hurt in any of your feelings is just a little time we will be together and share every thing in common so don’t delay to make every thing possible in time so that the bank will transfer the money into your account to enable you withdraw some money and send to me here to process my traveling documents and get out of here to come and be with you for the rest of my life and be your wife and make babies for you.

Honey do you Know a friend does most of all these to his loved one?
A) accepts you as you are
(B) believes in “you”
(C) calls you just to say “HI”
(D) doesn’t give up on you

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Hello my sweet Mercy –

Thank you for your sweet letter. I forgive you. I guess I was just in one of my moods last night. I feel so much better about us after reading and reflecting on your heartfelt A-Z list of what being a friend is.

I am still a little bit shy, but here’s a tiny photo of part of me! I’d love to see another photo of you, too!

This morning, I stopped at Giant Eagle, our grocery store, and bought a few prepaid gift cards—one for Applebee’s, one for iTunes and one for TJ Maxx—to help get you through the next few weeks until you can come to America. This way, I can get the FuelPerks! points, which saves me some major bucks on gas. Are gas prices going crazy there, too? And speaking of that, what kind of car do you drive? I never thought to ask you that, kind of rude of me!!

I’ll send the gift cards to the Reverend Fr. and he can give them to you. In fact, you should take your girlfriends out to Applebee’s on me, and get a bunch of appetizers, have sort of a going-away party. (Their Cajun-inspired entrees on the 2-for-$20 menu are superb, not sure if you have that special going on in Senegal now.)

Oh, my phone is 1-440-209-7500, but I use it as both phone and fax; I’ll try to remember to turn off the fax later on in case you want to talk.

Let me know the Rev.’s address and I’ll get them in the mail today.

Love ya!!

Your Paulykins

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Good evening how are you doing over there in USA? I am very happy for given me your phone number, but i am not happy with your picture, why should you sent me a half face of your image? honey do you have half face? Well i appreciate all you want to send to me here, but remember that i don’t have telephone of my own so how can i be calling you on your number as i don’t have telephone that is why i asked you to send me $100 here through western union so that i can buy telephone to enable me to be calling you, so if you really love me as i loved you please send the money as soon as you receive this mail to my name, Mercy Johnson, Address, Dakar Senegal so that i can receive the money and buy telephone immediately and give you my number, by the way have you contact the lawyer for the documents? i want to know if you have contact the lawyer or not because i am anxious to get out from here and come to be with you for the rest of my life.

I am sorry to stop here i am not in good mud to write you long mail because i don’t have food provision to use for for feeding since three days now and i don’t have money to buy them so please honey send me money to buy provision for my personal use tomorrow okay.
Your lovely sincerely
Mercy.

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Dearest lovely Paul,

Honey who told you that my name and address i gave you in not correct? I don’t believed that because sending money through western union from USA to Senegal to my name no body will complain to send money here in Dakar Senegal, well i was not there with you at the western union when you went the to send the money, but you have to go to another western union to send the money immediately because i am dying hungry here now i did not sleep tonight thinking about my life, how can a beautiful girl like me will not have common food to eat because i don’t want to mess myself up with men, i don’t have strength to write you long mail again, so find every mean and send me some money here if you really love me, about making babies with you, we can make as much as we can train them well in good schools but remember that is only God do give children so depend the grace that God will give us to make babies okay.

If my name is giving you problem to send the money, use the name of the Rev. Secretary DIALLO MAMADOU, Address Dakar Senegal and send the money through western union or money gram immediately so that he will go and cash the money and give me to buy food provision in other not your future wife die for hunger and please make sure that you send me a copy of your complete picture try make me to be happy if you really loved me, i know how to make you smile and happy every day but there is no strength in me now but i promised to give you the best of my love if i confirm real love and seriousness in you, while hoping to hear good news from you.

Your lovely sincerely
Mercy!!!!

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Good morning my merciful Mercy!

I told you it was that annoying Berta woman at Western Union. What a turd, I warned you!

Hey, I was wondering how things are going with the bank. Remember, you were going to get them the power of attorney, death certificate, the thing from the high court, and all that. Did you get a chance to get that taken care of? Those millions of dollars from your father will help us so much! If you’re still struggling with some of the documents, I’d ask the Rev. Father to help you, my sweet. I mean, what does he really do all day? Say a mass or two? He’s got to have a load of free time on his hands.

I was looking on a baby name site this morning, and found a few intriguing ones that have the unique qualities we spoke about:

BOYS
Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Grand Richard Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Illicit Frank Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Obama Reagan Johnson-Heney-Filippo

GIRLS
Heaven Precious Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Sweetness Barbara Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Philistine Temperament Johnson-Heney-Filippo
Cilantro Pesto Johnson-Heney-Filippo

Oh, and I was playing around with my brother’s Photoshop program, and look at what our kids might look like! So cool!

Well, let me know what names you like best!!

Love,

-Paul

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